BIG BIRTHDAY BASH WEEKEND - CHALLENGE ELEVEN

Post by **Sue** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:49 pm

BIG BIRTHDAY BASH CHALLENGE WEEK END

Post by **okey-dokey** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:15 pm

What did the elephant say to the naked man

how the 'bleep' do you pick buns up with that ???!!!

Post by **kenspeckle** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:43 pm

Have you heard about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic?

He lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog.

Post by **Sue** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:13 pm

fab ladies

Jackie I LOVE IT

Doug and I are wetting ourselves

SueF · Post by **SueF** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:25 pm

The only joke I can ever remember

Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff??

Tequila :D

Post by **Sue** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:46 am

oh dear I groaned and laughed at the same time :D :D :D

annmarie · Post by **annmarie** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:50 am

So did I!

(I was on here rooting for a quiz answer - time for some brekkie!)

Leggies · Post by **Leggies** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:43 am

Sorry couldn't join you Sue - both internet & Cable TV went out yesterday - internet is back up this morning (& the engineer isn't arriving until Mon to sort it all out!) so DH took me out for fish & chips, a pint of the foaming ale & to the local cinema to see Young Victoria ..............................

Post by **Sue** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:23 am

no worries - sounds fab

PaulaC · Post by **PaulaC** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:11 pm

I stayed up until the result of apprentice and the rest is on sky+ for later. Although we sold our sofa this morning and the new one isn't coming for a fortnight so I have to watch tele on a deckchair tonight.

So, there were two fish in a tank. One fish turned to the other and said "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

My fish tank is next to the TV :D

Post by **Sue** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:29 pm

you idiot :D :D :D

cazat81 · Post by **cazat81** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:56 am

Never managed to watch comic relief, did see some highlights yesterday.
I only know one joke, well its the only one I am able to remember.
What do you call 3 men in the rain ?

Wet Wet Wet

Carole

Alba-Jane · Post by **Alba-Jane** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:01 pm

:D my nephew needed a joke for school .he had to pay a pound for it .......
so I told him one

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney.......

I don`t know........

you`re too young to be smoking .......
oldie but goldie lol

craftyhazelnut · Post by **craftyhazelnut** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:28 pm

Why was the teacher cross eyed?

Because he couldn't control his pupils

Love Hazel